Quotes From My Little Sister Harmony
Quotes From President George W Bush Jr.
"Hobos. The World's internet."
~Avalonian Witch
"It was so scary I felt a shiver down my spine. Or maybe that's the epilepsy..."
~Avalonian Witch
"Fly, FFFLLLYYY~ Man in a kitty suit!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I'll stop beating you when you stop deserving it."
~Avalonian Witch
"I have to go watch my japanese soap opera now, then walk around twirling my hair and going like this 'la la la la la' "
~Avalonian Witch
"I named mine Licia. But I thought about MooMooTown. Heh...MooMoo Town...Sorry I was lost in my own cleverness."
~Avalonian Witch
"IHOP! International. ~pose~ House. ~pose~ Of. ~pose~ PANCAKES!"
~Avalonian Witch
"No picky upy!"
~Avalonian Witch
"A nobel peace prize?! How'd he pull that off? He must have KILLED everyone else on the list!"
~Avalonian Witch
"How old are you, Fat cow?"
~Avalonian Witch
"I'm deaf! Deaf in two ears! The other one is fine."
~Avalonian Witch
"There are zombies on my computer just waiting for me to shoot them!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I want to call you Mother Shabubu from now on."
~Avalonian Witch
"I've got green tea...that's a food group!"
~Avalonian Witch
"It's not crazy at all...or maybe i'm just crazy too...probably that second one."
~Avalonian Witch
"Music, it's the lifeblood of...life...yeah."
~Avalonian Witch
"Ha! Death to you tiny shadow man with bow!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Cover your man parts...and back away..."
~Avalonian Witch
"It's nappy time god-damnit!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Only the Russian babies shall cry."
~Avalonian Witch
"My name is not Boris!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Though it is a rather persuasive toe..."
~Avalonian Witch
"Kiona it didn't work! There's no alcohol in this water!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Strength and patience or utter stupidity. Sometimes I can't tell the difference."
~Avalonian Witch
"It's a british boy that likes to jump out of windows, of course it's going to remind you of Peter Pan."
~Avalonian Witch
"If it were a hamburger at McDonalds it'd be McPsh!."
~Avalonian Witch
"Not suicidal, just semicidal."
~Avalonian Witch
"Next thing you know you two will get tangled up in the heat of the world cup and start making babies!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I less then three that Hello Kitty! ... Oh that rhymed!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Smack him! Evil crack-ho."
~Avalonian Witch
"You are sheep! sheep!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I AM NOT CORN!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Sometimes I wonder if I did some HUGE cosmic wrong in my past life to earn the friends I have."
~Avalonian Witch
"Whenever I laugh, my loose grippens."
~Avalonian Witch (I meant my grip loosens)
"Long division takes me so damn long!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Stranger safety? Is that like...safety for strangers?"
~Avalonian Witch
"Aww but look at him! He's a sad puppy! A sad puppy of evil!"
~Avalonian Witch
"You're just jealous of gatorade because you're not rehydrating, replenishing or refueling!"
~ Avalonian Witch
"You have a, a, a, d, a, d ... I mean ADD"
~Avalonian Witch
"Because! Dumbo's a baby element"
~Avalonian Witch
"I need to plant dirt."
~Avalonian Witch
"Random white jewish people make the best reggae artists"
~Avalonian Witch (Matisyahu!)
"All trespassers will be shot to death upon sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!"
~Avalonian Witch (After The Construction Of My First Treehouse)
"It won't obey the mighty noodle!"
~Avalonian Witch
"So right now I'm listening to stairway to heaven, the last two minutes or so, rocking out and trying to get my mind off the pain that is my life. "
~Avalonian Witch
"Hug the pillow throw the anvil...THAT'S the wave of the future...WAVE OF THE FUTURE!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Wait...so when he was screaming 'STOP, STOP!' I was supposed to stop?"
~After Stepping In Cement
"Damn Englatarians!"
~Avalonian Witch; I meant the "English"
"He looked fine! Until he fell into that damn pit of lava..."
~Avalonian Witch
"I'm a sleepy puppy!"
~Avalonian Witch
"It's like child kidnapping!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Pfft! I'm a rebel man! I'll lick doorknobs on any planet!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I didn't punch you on purpose! I was just trying to beat you down!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I'm just not that cold blooded...well at least not THAT cold blooded"
~Avalonian Witch
"Oh my god! There's a fat boy in the chocolate!"
~Avalonian Witch
" When you walk away, you don't hear me say...HEY COME BACK HERE B**CH!"
~Avalonian Witch, after listening to Hikari one too many times
"He's like the Britney Spears of pacificm!"
~Avalonian Witch
"No, i'm okay! Really! It only hurts when I breathe..."
~Avalonian Witch
"It's gooey and mysterious! What more could you want?"
~Avalonian Witch
"YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT! YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!"
~Avalonian Witch, after walking into a door
"I'm not inhuman, I feel. Just because I manage to hide them so well doesn't mean they're not real."
~From my song Feelings, by !BadCat!
"I'm a bad...bad...witch...SHAME ON ME."
~Avalonian Witch
"It's like a smorgesboard of love!"
~Avalonian Witch
"DEAR GOD! SAVE ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I'm such a capable walker now...~trips over a piece of paper on the floor~ ACK! HELP! HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Hi! I'm peggy-sue, eleventh grade president and...GO TO HELL!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Well...you could always hit him over the head with a shovel...It always seems to solve my problems!"
~Avalonian Witch
"My type of thinking could do you in"
~Avalonian Witch
"You want to kill me? Oh well that's a curious cooincidence...it's what i'm about to do to you"
~Avalonian Witch
"Wait...you said...?que?que?que? huh? huh?"
~Avalonian Witch
"Ame no michi ni utsuru kage
Sore wa ai no jubaku toita ore
Dakaretai to sugaru hito ni sae
Kotoba hitotsu kakete agerarezu
(As I walk down the road, shadows overwhelm
No longer yours to break; strangely, though, still beneath your spell
Still want to hold you close, feel you near, hear you speak again
But what you said to me still remains; haunts me endlessly)"
~Avalonian Witch (Singing)
"I'm a cute pig too!"
~Avalonian Witch
"With 5 corpses for extra squishy!"
~Avalonian Witch
"Not everyone that speaks is a speaker, nor anyone that paints a painter. Such talents come innate and beautiful and natural. I am not one of those people."
~Avalonian Witch
"Hey look. If you're afraid of heights, don't climb ladders. If you're afraid of marshmallows, don't climb ladders made of marshmallows you dumb-ass."
~Avalonian Witch's Advice To A Marshmallowphobic Friend
"Your Canadia is showing"
~Avalonian Witch To Tanwen
"Tears that drown my heart...Tears that feed my soul. Tears...the language of my love for you."
~Avalonian Witch
"Whip me, beat me, break me, hate me...do whatever you want to do to me today
Come tommorow i'll still obey"
~Avalonian Witch
"You try being abandoned when you're three, meeting your father once and having him die the next day. And then to top it off get dropped off with your abusive Aunt and Uncle by your pompous ass brothers...So how are you?"
~Avalonian Witch
"No Merlin! STAY AWAY FROM MY CHICKEN WING!"
~Avalonian Witch
"IT'S MY CUSTARD! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT MERLIN! GET YOUR OWN CUSTARD! STEAL IT FROM THE TELETUBBIES!"
~Avalonian Witch
"I'm telling you it's getting out of hand! Merlin has eaten my Steak, my Pizza, My Drumstick (Ice Cream), My Cookie, my Custard AND my Chicken Wing all I have left is this scoop of rainbow sherbert! ~Looks to said scoop of Rainbow Sherbert Ice Cream to find it half-gone and Merlin's little face smothered in it~ ......................."
~Avalonian Witch
"We travel in the night, using old leaky boats and our feet for transportation. We eat what we find and sleep where we can. We may be vagabond, but that doesn't make us impure…it doesn't make me a creature of evil. Of course what the local priest or law enforcement figure tells a person will always have more affect then those words of a stranger. I can't remember the last time that I made a friend…until I met him."
~Avalonian Witch (From My Fanfiction The Inu Hanyou Of Notre Dame)
"I know that I have never cared for anyone or anything. I also know that when I do...it'll hurt."
~Avalonian Witch
"I Do Not Fear...I...~Runs Like Hell~"
~Avalonian witch
"Time heals all wounds; at least that's what they led me to believe. Then you tore through me...relentlessly. Breaking and shattering every bit of my heart."
~Avalonian Witch
"I'm sick and tired of it. I hate having to be at the beck and call of everyone I know. I hate the feeling of having to carry the weight of the world on my shoulders...Especially when, after all you people have done to me, I can barely hold myself up.
~Avalonian Witch
Quotes From My Little Sister Harmony
"I like monkeys...monkeys go cow."
~Harmony
"Damn it I'm not going that far for a damn berry! I'm a pokemon! I'm tired and I wanna go to sleep."
~Pokemon Red Rescue & Harmony
"Shaken baby syndrome can lead to whiplash injury....haha shaken baby..."
~Harmony Reading Up On Whiplash
"Damn you! You little prying Pandora! You little demon - is this what you wanted to see? Curse you! You little lying Delilah! You little viper! - The Phantom Of The Opera
Are you mad at me? - Harmony"
~Harmony
"I am four years old or younger."
~Harmony
"I am your therapist, give me a mustash."
~Harmony
"It's illegal in all 900 states."
~More Geographic Fun With Harmony
"Back in my day, when we used to fight. My grandpappy would smack me so hard...i'd die! Of course then he'd bring me back to life because I had to pick all those lima beans. Those damn lima beans..."
~Harmony
"He's going to go crawl under a hole!"
~Harmony
"We'd kill him to death!"
~Harmony
"I can't do multiple tricks! I'm a one trick pony!"
~Harmony
"Oh my god that person has no head...oh wait that's a chair."
~Harmony
"I have never seen the belly of a ninja."
~Harmony
"Prison? I knew a guy in prison...he owed me 5 dollars so I let him out. And I think his name was Saddam Hussein."
~Harmony
"If I can't eat him, you can't marry him!"
~Harmony
"Today I learned something...and then I forgot."
~Harmony
"See? Good things happen to people who throw little balls into cauldrons."
~Harmony
"What happened to my grandpapa - Paper Sailboat
Well long story short, I made a boat and that was your grandpapa. And then he had an accident...-Harmony
What kind of accident - Paper Sailboat
I accidentally, might have drowned it...in the sink...But it was brave in the line of duty...- Harmony"
~Harmony And Her Paper Sailboat...She has too much time on her hands...
"*Sing Songy Voice* Whooooo Waaaants Tater Tots ALL NIGHT?!"
~Harmony
"I wish I could go to Canadia"
~Harmony
"Indiana? Isn't that in Africa?"
~Harmony
"Inky inky inky, I like inky...who's inky?"
~Harmony, because she's funny like that
"Skool Maked Me Sooper Smart"
~Harmony
"It's like...your mouth moves but all I hear is 'blatha blatha blatha'"
~Harmony
Quotes Including/Involving Me/About Me
"I thought you forgot that - Harmony
I'm like an elephant...I stomp on you! - Myself"
~Psh...Who needs never-forgetting when you can have revenge?
"I bring the one who cries many nights without stop. - Harmony (Handing Over Merlin)
President Bush, it's nice to meet you. - Myself"
~Me, My Sister and My Cat
"Pigeons are evil- Harmony
I like pigeons- Myself
Me too- Harmony"
~We Like Evil
"Fergie what happened to your humps? Your humps?-Myself
Yeah and your lovely lady lumps?-Harmony"
~After Thinking I Saw Fergie In An Old Movie
"I'm wearing a scarf for support - Myself
You are ridiculous. So typically Eden. 'I fractured a vertebrae in my neck but its okay cause i have a scarf!'"
~Just Me And My Whiplash
"Eden, What does she know? - Angel
I don't know, what do you know? - Myself
Everything. I'm omnipotent - Alexandra"
~Why yes we're all insane
"Contact Geometric Shapes - Alexandra
Yes! Triangle and rectangle got into the real estate business. Circle and square tagged along because they droppd out of high school. - Myself
Pa pe pi po! - Alexandra"
~Harvest Moon : More Friends Of Mineral Town For Girls = <3
"I wish I was black so I could wear yellow. - Alexandra
Allie! That's horrible! - Myself
No, really. Yellow just makes me look washed out. - Alexandra"
~Not a racist joke. An Allie is blonde joke.
"She killed the whole bondage time! - Harmony
Bonding time! - Myself"
~Our sisterly bonding is interrupted...
"Is there anyone sane in this world? - Harmony
Jesus? - Myself
IN this word, Jesus isn't here anymore - Harmony
Oh...Buddha? - Myself"
~The concept of "in this world" escapes me.
"Who is Anna Nicole Smith? I've heard her name before but...-Harmony
She's the trimspa lady! - Myself
Huh? - Harmony
She's crazy. - Myself
Well that narrows it down to everyone - Harmony."
~R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith
"What is your dying wish princess? - Harmony
Well...i'd like not to die... - Myself
The dragons aren't going to like this - Harmony"
~I was sick
"Avalon, you're so...naziesque."
~Try to organize -one- baton race >_<
"I told you, I haven't found it! - Myself
Found what?! - Harmony
The Control! - Myself
Control? I said Big Badger Mole! - Harmony"
~Avatar The Last Airbender and no Remote Control
"Boba and Kimi Wa Petto - Myself
OMG! Good combo! Crack and more crack! - Camille"
~Two Asian Girls Equote Hilarity
"You used to work PCH, you know people right? - Myself
Baby, I can get you into anything and visa versa. - Jon-Jon"
~Avalonian Witch On A Hypothetical Job Hunt With Assitance From Jon-Jon
"If I had a heart i'd cry - Myself
If you had a liver you'd throw it at people - Harmony"
~Yeah...That's the kind of conversation only siblings can have
"Wait...are you calling me depressed? - Myself
No. I'm calling your life depressing. Big difference. - Rat"
~Big difference...I guess...o_o;;
"I think you kill too much. - Rat
Who's to say how much is too much....HA! GOT HIM IN THE HEAD - Myself"
~This was when I first discovered Bowman (which you can play in the Gameroom page.
"It's just like Virginia and West Virginia - Myself
Yeah...there's a West Virginia?! - Harmony"
~My little sister's geography skills are inhuman
"Hey Eeeeeeden... - Jon
What? -Myself
Can I call you Boris? - Jon
No! - Myself
But you call me Jon and my name is Jonathan - Jon
But Jon obviously derives from it! How do you get Boris from Eden? - Myself
Well...uh...you see...they're...similiar...because...Boris is Russian and...Eden is Hebrew...or somethin' - Jon"
~My Name Is Not Boris
"You frapanese invertebrate you."
~ Kiona
"But what reason would I have to lie to you? - Jayson
You're human. Humans are instinctively driven to make my life hell. I swear, I saw it on the discovery channel. - Myself"
~I'm not pretty
"YOU WANNA BE A HOUSEWIFE!?! - Jon
Yes...~hides~ DON'T KILL ME" - Myself
Psh, should you get married, the guy will be lucky. He can get home and yell 'wheres my dinner, woman?' - Jon"
~Shouldn't have been honest in that survey
"Can I kill Ben now? - Myself
No. But I have some boxes if you want them - Rina
To crush Ben with? - Myself
No - Rina
To store weapons...to kill Ben with? - Myself
No - Rina
To...ship...assasin...monkey...ninjas? To kill Ben with. - Myself
Yes, but only if you let me keep one of the killer assasin monkeys as a pet - Rina
No deal. I need them to perform other monkey/ninja/assasin related stuff - Myself
Just one? A baby ninja? - Rina
What do you need a baby ninja for? - Myself
Because they're cuuuute - Rina"
~Oh the intelligence between friends.
"Crazy Lady - Jon
I am not - Myself
Sane lady - Jon
I AM NOT! - Myself
Umm...Eden lady? - Jon
I'll go with that - Myself"
~What kind of lady am I?
"You do that every time! It makes me feel guilty without actually being guilty! - Myself
That's the whole point. - Jon"
~Glomping Is Not Bad!
"You're my peer! And you're pressuring me! - Myself
You'll be cool if you do it. - Alexandra"
~What would I do without my friends?
"So it's up to you to decide.... who gets to decide. Wow, I make you sound schitzo."
~Rina
"Early to bed, early to rise...something something...get your ass up! - Nova
Makes you healthy wealthy and wise, STUPID. - Myself "
~Another sister to sister talk.
"And I didn't know I was stealing your bandwith, Im sorry. What's bandwith?"
~Alexandra
"Website hosts give you a certain amount of data you can transfer per month. I use a different host for my avatars then I use for my regular website, and their bandwidth (the amount of data I can transfer) is limited. Everytime the image loads, it takes up bandwidth...I'm going to have to do another analogy won't i? - Myself
Keep talking - Alexandra
Okay, It's like, there's a magic troll who holds all my pretty graphics and he'll let a few people on his bridge to look at them but if too many people go on the bridge, then the bridge falls down. And the pretty pictures die - Myself
I get it! - Alexandra"
~Alex Is So Tech Savvy
"Or maybe he just likes being a fat woman...-Myself
Can we switch places? - Harmony
You want to be a fat woman? - Myself
No! - Harmony
You want to be a skinny man? - Myself"
~Big Momma's House 2 Does Things To The Mind
"One day you will look back on this and laugh - Harmony
Or if not, I will! - Myself"
~Sympathy is a beautiful thing
"Not anymore! My puppy ate it! - Myself
You don't have a puppy! - Kiona"
~Because my puppy ate her homework
"I have such high goals! - Kiona
High hoes? - Myself
Goals! - Kiona"
~I swear I didn't hear her!
"Your philosphy written in a book would be something like: If someone dies, laugh at them. If they need help, laugh at them. If they beg for help, offer it, then laugh at them. If they die of stress or dehydration, laugh at them EXTREMELY hard."
~Rat
"Dang, so what your saying is, I should stick to the principle of acting like myself, and being myself...right? - Justin
No. I'm saying you should stop trying to talk as if you were from the ghetto. It makes you sound like a moron. - Myself"
~Justin's linguistics and my view of them
"I shouldn't have had that green tea...bobo...bobobo...bababa...bo...-Myself
Boba? - Kiona
Yes please! -Myself"
~I just don't belong in a Mall...
I'm not a child progigy ! - Eden
Clearly - Harmony
~On my 'Child Prodigy-ness'
"It Needn't Be Hell With Eden-Avalon"
~Slogan Name Generator
"How do you think she would look if she were an assasin - Matt
Exactly how she looks now...-Kiona
But with more shadowy clothes - Matt
No! Exactly how she looks now - Kiona
Yeah I agree - Me
She'd be like, making a joke and in the middle of it she'd be like
Stab - Both Myself and Kiona"
~On my assasination technique
"Stabbing me is not the answer"
~Kiona
“Only you would notice a limping seagull halfway across a parking lot.”
~Draga
"hm...anyone?...what about noone?...huh?...or everyone?...if u gonna not tell anyone, u have to not tell the whole one crew...cause then anyone would hound them both...and u know how noone has really low self-esteem and will tell anyone willing to listen...and everyone is all self-centered and boasty...u really must be careful of these kinds of things."
~Kiona
"Also, for someone who's drunk, you're pretty drunk."
~Kiona (she meant to say coherent)
"Hi General Chickensauce!"
~Harmony (to me)
"I like Pretzels... - Me
I Like Eggs... - Kiona
Oh please! Eggs dream of being Pretzels! - Me
Wait! I just thought of the coolest thing! - Kiona
What? - Me
Preggs! Pretzel shaped eggs! - Kiona
THAT'S BRILLIANT! - Me"
~Random Conversation With A Friend
"nnvvv b mvb vvvvvvvv n - Merlin, Typing
Merlin can type! he's even more brilliant then I thought! - Myself"
~Me
"What's Pagan Pride Day? - Bobbie
Well...erm...It's...a day...where...Pagans...get together...and...have...pride? - Me"
~ Explaining Pagan Pride Day To A Friend
"Why would you murder him? - Rina
I would do no such thing...I'd hire someone else to do it, like a real lady. - Me"
~Avalonian Witch And Rina On Murder
"I qualify as both a country kid and a city kid! - Me
How? - Houshi
I was born in a city, and that city was in a country! - Me
..... - Houshi"
~Houshi and I While Watching MXC
"But I'm Telling You It's Just Not Possible! - Me
He's PRINCE ZUCCHINI HE CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS! - Harmony
Yeah Sure! With His Magical Vegetable Powers! - Me"
~My Youngest Sister Harmony And I On The Possibility Of Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Waterbending.
"Fa la day la dong ding, now I am a witchling! -Myself
Sing sing witchling - Kiona
Ring ring witchling - Myself
Wing wing witchling - Kiona
Ding ding witchling - Myself
Witchling witchling go! - Both"
~Ojamajo Doremi in English does scary things to the mind
" 'Cause it would be intimidating to have some chick you'd never met IM you and know everything about your relationship - Ratty
Lol...it's what I do...At least I helped him resolve his issues - Me
Uh huh..and then go round saying, "I'm a bad, bad witch" - Ratty
...Yes...That's what I do... - Me "
~On Whether Or Not I Intimidated I Complete Stranger
"Oh they're replacing Janice Dickenson On America's Next Top Model! - Me
With who? - Houshi
Twiggy! - Me
What's that? - Houshi"
~Avalonian Witch And An Ex-Friend On AMNTM
"What sugary date? - Alexandra
You mean my surgery date? - Me"
~Alexandra On The Date Of My Surgery
"Sugary Date! I forgot about that...-Alexandra
That would be cool though...if it went bad you could like...eat them...-Me
Not really...instead of going on a date you could eat it. Like, each guy would be a different flavor of sugar...So you eat the date and make up your mind. - Alexandra
Wouldn't it be gone by then? - Me
No...You only eat a little bit. - Alexandra
Right....- Me"
~Alexandra and I On The Concept Of "Sugary Dates"
"Eden! Stop messing with Hades! - Harmony
Why should I? - Myself
He's the god of the underworld for crying out loud!
Oh everyone's a god of the underworld nowadays - Myself"
~Me+Harmony+Kingdom Hearts=This
"Pass: edensucks or edenblows, I don't remember.... -Ratty
Hey! - Me
what? OH SHIT! YOU'RE EDEN!! - Ratty "
~Thanks Ratty
"Mr. Bondy in, Mr. Bondy's Quest For Adventure! - Harmony
Mr. Bondy's Quest For Adventure? Wait...so is he questing for? - Me
ADVENTURE! - Harmony"
~On My Bio/Chem Teacher
"She's hot dude - Ratty
I'm sure she is...-Me
Like you didn't notice - Ratty
Not really...no - Me
She's got BIG boobs - Ratty
Men - Me
what? - Ratty
What do you mean what? - Me
OH SHIT!! - Ratty
What?! - Me
I'm so sorry, I forgot you were a gal - Ratty
~smack~ - Me"
~Avalonian Witch And Rat on Demi Moore
"That was the most polite bitch slap i've ever seen..."
~Kiona Jones On A Letter I Wrote To DIE!BenDIE!
"I'm uploading all my quiz results images to an independent remote image host so that it doesn't use up all my website's crummy bandwidth and lets me install the swf files that I need for the games
I'll pretend I understood that. - Alexandra
Me put pictures in another room so that my first one isn't so busy so that I can instal a "pinball" machine of sorts...Technically anyway - Me
I get it! - Alexandra"
~Avalonian Witch And Alexandra On Her Technical Knowledge
"I'm Not Talking To You Anymore! - Houshi-san
What? Why Not? - Me
BECAUSE! You're Eating Peanuts! - Houshi-san"
~An Arguement Between A Former Friend And I On My Eating Of Peanuts (I'm slightly allergic)
"It's a five day week, I'm going to need more than one new outfit.-Me
A five day week? No way, you go to school on Saturday? - Pheobe"
~Pheobe On Shopping And Mathematics
"kial_teenage_swordsman : Hey sexy
meimorimiko: ~rolls eyes~
meimorimiko: You're not my type
kial_teenage_swordsman : XD
meimorimiko: I like someone with at least half their brain"
~Random Yahoo! Conversation
"Damn witches...BURN THEM ALL! - Me
Eden...You ARE a witch... - Harmony
OH MY GOD SAVE ME FROM MYSELF! - Me"
~Avalonian Witch And My Tolerence
"So, what planet rules over Sunday? - Me
Erm...umm...uhh...- Harmony
THE SUN! - Me
Oh yeah right! How was I supposed to know that? And is monday MOONDAY?! - Harmony
YES!- Me"
~Trying to teach my sister planetary correspondances
"La Di Freakin Da - Me
That was cheerful - Kiona"
~Because I'm A Bucket Of Laughs
"Meow Meow Meow! That's all you guys ever say! - Me (To Merlin, Shiro and Puss)
But they're cats...- Tabitha
That's EVERYONE'S excuse - Me"
~While wondering why my cats can't give a decent excuse for sleeping on my clothes
"I'd have so much style if I were a mass murderer...Which I'm not...But I would...If I was...Which I'm not...-Me
Suuure you're not... - Ratty
Was that sarcasm?! I'm going to mass murder you! - Me"
~A Exerpt From A Conversation I Had With A Close Friend
"Tabitha reminds me of a cat, Nova reminds me of my third grade teacher, Aoife is just weird, and Harmony...I don't like that one. - Alexandra
Harmony is the only one I get along with! - Me"
~Alexandra On My Sister's Names
"I had no idea that ramen existed outside of packages labeled "beef" and "oriental". This is blowing my mind. You're breaking my head! Ohmygosh make it stop!"
~Alexandra
"How do you hand-make ramen? It comes in plastic packages."
~Alexandra
"I would like a sonic cheeseburger with cheese. - Random Sonic Customer
OK sir, that's gonna be one sonic cheeseburger without cheese - Rat
NO! I want cheese! - Random Sonic Customer
OH, ok sir, so a sonic cheeseburger? - Rat
with cheese! - Random Sonic Customer"
~Ah the joys of the food service industry.
"Have confidence, perseverance, and faith in yourself so you can hit a winner."
~A PE Room Sign
"My dad doesn't know how to speak English good."
~Harmony's Friend Tanya
"I prefer Mother Jon-Jon. Or better yet call me Mother Shabubu."
~Jon-Jon
"How blatantly sexual can I be on my myspace?"
~Rina
"I love how ruthless we can be while remaining 'civil'."
~Tabitha
"I like monkeys. Especially ninja monkeys."
~Rina
"Nothing better than watching a bunch of drunk rednecks play with fire works."
~Britteny
"I mean do you have any idea how many mashed potatos I could buy with 1000 dollars?!"
~Felicity
"You're about to go to church don't fornicate!"
~Felicity
"I should shoot myself for being a punk wannabe, damn i cant even get anarchy right im too pathetic. Shoot me now im an emo kid. Laugh at me, I cry because its what emo kids do."
~Karl's Continuation on Brandon's Emo Song
"My girlfriend dumped me...and I failed my math test again."
~Brandon's Emo Song
"It's like bang-bang holes in your teeth!"
~Haru-chan
"I used to be a big girl."
~Jon-Jon
"Maybe she's Hitler! Reinformated! I mean, reincarnated!
~Kiona
"Oh! I want to be the girl with the chlamydia!"
~Chynne (it was a play!)
"Where did most slaves come from? - Mr. Kiebler
Alabama? - Tatiana"
~In My History Class
"I'm going to live in my neighbor's garage. It's going to have shag carpet EVERYWHERE!"
~Kiona
"It's grammar skillz, with a z!"
~Kiona
"Wow...Talking ghetto really isn't very flattering yo."
~Kiona
"It's okay. I'm a ninja"
~Alexandra
"I'm not supposed to be applausing for myself"
~Erika B.
"Don't cry for me Argentina!"
~Kiona
"Turtle dove...AWAY!"
~Kiona
"People are what they choose to be..."
~Ratty
"Yes your mother...she must be Catholic...-Harmony
I don't know...Umm...I'm American...-Yanni"
~My Sister And Her Friend On Religion
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
~ Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"The squishy! The squishy!"
~Kiona
"Latte, the french word for, you paid way too much for that coffee"
~Mia/Tanwen
"That erm...additionatin'"
~Kayleigh
"He's a pussy superstar!"
~Kiona
"Watch out for peeping toms - Cyrus
It's a second floor window - Alexandra
A lot of people could be out there...like...spiderman! - Cyrus"
~Cyrus and Alexandra on Peeping Toms
"THUD
What the hell was that? - Brittney
Relax, Brittney, it was my cat. - Draga
(two minutes later)
THUD
What the hell was that? - Brittney
Relax, Brittney, it was just my cat. - Draga
(two minutes later)
THUD
What the hell was that? - Brittney
Brittney, shut up! - Draga"
~Brittney and Draga
"I can speak Canadian!"
~One Of Harmony's Friends
"No one refers to my pathetic excuse for a brother as a pathetic excuse for a brother except me!"
~Mia/Tanwen
"Pytagorian Thingum!"
~Kayleigh
"I Like Kitties...I like fuzzy kitties...I like wuzzy kitties...I like fuzzy wuzzy kitties...I like wuzzy fuzzy kitties...I like...OH FUCK!"
~Houshi (While being forced *by me* to learn a poem I wrote)
"You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand..."
~Annonymous
"Spring has sprung,
Fall has fell,
Three months of fun,
Then back to hell."
~Kendra
"I'm going to turn my lights off - Alexandra
Okay...-James
*Turns Them Off* Oh Shit! It's dark! - Alexandra"
~Alexandra...Apparently That's Not The Only Light You Turned Off
"Smiling is only a symptom of happiness and can be faked. Do not assume that everybody who smiles is happy."
~Jessica Albert
"I have to wait until i'm inspirated"
~Kayleigh
"I'm just not used to rejecting people with boobs..."
~Rina
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
~ Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
~ Bill Peterson, football coach
"The tears and blood will start to haunt my dreams, as I am soon to realize that nothing's what it seems."
~Unknown
"I thought the moral was...never trust a seal woman?"
~Waffle
"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before."
~ Dwight Eisenhower
"By three methods may we learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is bitterest."
~Confucius
"Suicide is not chosen. It happens when pain exceeds resources for dealing with pain."
~Unknown
"When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even."
~ Penny Ward Moser
"Walking across the thin ice of my dreams, fearing the cold waters of reality beneath me. Yet onward I tred."
~Unknown
"Hazards are one of the main causes of accidents"
~Safety with beef cattle
"We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, and yet ... they all exist very nicely in the same box."
~Unknown
"Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log."
~Sesshoumaru
"I come from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, and I do not live in an igloo, but my nieghbor does. I have a cave."
~Mia/Tanwen
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
~ Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"I was in a Gifted and Talented class when I was little. - Pheobe"
No you weren't. - Molly"
Yes I were! - Pheobe"
~On Pheobe's Intelligence
"You're retarded. - Coleen
No I'm not. - Alexandra
You are too. - Coleen
I are not retarded! - Alexandra"
~On Alexandra's Intelligence
Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.
~ Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."
~Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
"We expect the states to show us whether or not we're achieving simple objectives—like literacy, literacy in math, the ability to read and write."
~April 28 2005
"Part of the facts is understanding we have a problem, and part of the facts is what you're going to do about it."
~April 15, 2005
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
~Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
~Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
~ Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
~Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
~Debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000
"There ought to be limits to freedom."
~George W Bush Jr